Groundhogs Can't Count
Dear Mr. Groundhog,
I would like to lodge a formal complaint. 10 weeks ago, your shadow predicted 6 more weeks of winter. Now, I am aware that in some parts of the world 40 degree daytime temps would be considered swimming weather, but not here. Not south of the Mason-Dixon. I saw snowflakes during lunch last week. SNOW! I hate to be a nagger, but I hardly think a few 60 degree days sprinkled in make a "Spring".
Can you do something about this please?
And have a word with your shadow, would ya'?
1 comment:
I'm not sure I'd want a word with that ground hog...he looks a little scary...
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